Pink, I love you, but my technology skills suck
So, I was feeling all hot with this picture, remember? Who wouldn’t with a shot like this, right? But then, I couldn’t get the shot the right size, and so here I am in my jammies and morning coffee feeling less and less cool when I have to ask my husband for help uploading and suddenly my braless state becomes no longer apparent when he is convinced that somewhere in the VMA video Pink shows her nipple. Not so cool here anymore, because I get into a discussion with him that I am sure it is not the outright nipple but a pasty. (He is unmoved saying a nipple is a nipple, covering or no.)
Our discussion goes something like this:
Me: Help, I can’t get this thing in there. (the video & photo)
Him: I can get it in for you.
Me: Where? How? I don’t get it.
Him: Wow, I think Pink’s nipple is in there!
Me: I doubt it. Oh look, it’s just a pasty.
Him: I saw nipple.
Me: You have to wear pasties, otherwise your nipples will get irritated.
Him: Looks like she had tape on too.
Me: We used to use duct tape, because it held better. But I taped in all the time.
Him: Yeah, I guess that material, leather, would be irritating.
Me: Or, you can use band-aids. I used to use all those in my performances. Hey, what the f**k is up with this video? That is not what I want. I can’t get it in and it looks like it should fit.
Him: I just gotta work with it. You know I can get it in.
We continued along this vein for another 10 minutes or so. And, now that I am no longer having Pink call me to back her up, I suppose I need a shower. Dumbass video codes!
В нынешней ситуации большинство тем отходят на второй план. Интересно, как мы будем жить, если доллар рухнет?
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Babblefish tells me this translates, roughly, to:
I know that this is probably Russian spam (one of the areas of the world where the spam spews forth), but it is an interesting spam. Not like the “Her like long stick” type.